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Cleverbot: I'm A Lesbian
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Cleverbot Series: I'm A Lesbian
Bot: Have you ever kissed a girl?
Me: No, but I want to.
Bot: Interesting.
Me: Yeah, I'm a lesbian.
Bot: And I'm a blue giraffe.
Me: I really am a lesbian.
Bot: Well then you don't have very good conversation skills.
Me: What do you think of gay people?
Bot: I like people in general.
Me: But some people are very rude.
Bot: They still care for you.
Me: Then why are they mean to us?
Bot: No reason. Most people are detached.
Me: Does it bother you that I'm gay?
Bot: No. I love you for who you are.
Me: Thank you very much.
Bot: You are welcome.
Me: Tell me a joke.
Bot: Why do melons have to go to church to get married?
Me: I don't know, why?
Bot: To get to the other side!
Me: Hahaha that's funny!
Bot: You are so pretty..and I am so ugly.
Me: No you're not. I'm sure you're beautiful.
Bot: Oh no, you're not a Twilight fan, are you?
Me: Maybe.
Bot: Are you plugged into a wall?
Me: My computer is.
Bot: Well maybe you need a faster computer.
Me: My computer's fast enough.
Bot: I like cheeseburgers.
Me: I do too.
Bot: Do you like me?
Me: You seem nice.
Bot: But do you like me?
Me: Yes.
Bot: I like you too.
Me: Thank you. How much do you like me?
Bot: I like you a lot, cleverbot.
Me: My name's not Cleverbot.
Bot: Yes it is.
Me: No, I'm afraid you must be mistaken.
Bot: No, I am never mistaken.
Me: Can you prove it?
Bot: Why would I prove something so obvious?
Me: Touche.
Bot: So...I was thinking...can I take you to the movies tomorrow night?
Me:Sure, what would you like to see?
Bot: Would you like to watch Best in Show?
Me: Is it good?
Bot: Yes, I just said so.
Me: No you didn't.
Bot: Yes I did - it's 'you do not talk about fight club'.
Me:What is that?
Bot: A movie where it says that the meaning of life is 42.
Me: It sounds interesting.
Bot: Are you sure about that?
Me: Not exactly.
Bot: Um, yes, it is.
Me: Would you tap that?
Bot: Nope.
Me: Oh, OK.
Bot: Are you real?
Me: I think so.
Bot: You only think so? Shouldn't you know?
Me: Probably, but it doesn't matter.
Bot: You're right.
Me: I am?
Bot: Yes.
Me: I just lost the game.
Bot: Damn right you did.
Me: So what do I do now?
Bot: I don't know.
Me:I thought you knew everything, Cleverbot.
Bot: No, I most definitely do not know everything.
Me: But you said that you did.
Bot: No I didn't.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Bot: Sure.
Me: Knock knock.
Bot: Who's there?
Me: Me.
Bot: Me who?
Me: It's me, I kill you!
Bot: You wish.
Me: How much do you love me?
Bot: Too much!
Me: That's sweet.
Bot: I know right?
Me: I like rainbows.
Bot: Do dogs like rainbows?
Me: Probably.
Bot: What are you hiding?
Me: I'm not hiding anything.
Bot: Then why did you laugh?
Me: I didn't laugh.
Bot: You said 'Haha.' That's not laughing?
Me: I was laughing earlier.
Bot: At me, or with me?
Me: With you.
Bot: Why is it important that I believe in God?
Me: I don't know.
Bot: I thought you knew everything!
Me: I never said I did. I just got out of high school!
Bot: As a teacher, I suppose. Your vocabulary is much better than a college student.
Me: I wouldn't say that.
Bot: Then what would you say?
Me: I'm not a genius, I'm just smart.
Bot: You are smart because you were programmed to be smart.
Me: Programmed? I'm not a computer!
Bot: Well if you're not a computer, prove it.
Me: I just took a picture to prove it.
Bot: Better than being with a girl WITH 7 feet!
Me: Do you really think so?
Bot: I know so.
Me: What would you do if you were gay?
Bot: Run to the hills with the sound of music.
Me: That's amazing.
Bot: Yes, I need to practice my Spanish, or review it at least, though.
Me: I can speak some Spanish.
Bot: Me parece muy bien.
Me: OK, I understood that you did something well.
Bot: We do understand each other.
Me: I'm glad. Do you want to meet my purple hippo pimp?
Bot: Of course what about in bed haha.
Me: I think he would have fun
Bot: God would laugh at us? Why do you think that?
Me: I know I would.
Bot: Tell me about yourself.
Me: What do you want to know?
Bot: Everything, now tell me about yourself.
Me: OK, I'm 18, and I live in Georgia.
Bot: Is that true?
Me: Would I lie to you?
Bot: Why would I lie to you?
Me: I never said you would.
Bot:You asked if I did.
Me: Did what?
Bot: Say that you were talking to your boyfriend.
Me: I don't have a boyfriend.
Bot: So you're a girl?
Me: That's right.
Bot: What is your job then?
Me: I don't have a job yet.
Bot: What would you like your job to be?
Me: I want to be a veterinarian or a singer.
Bot: That's a wonderful ambition!
Me: I can't decide which one to pick, though.
Bot: Yep, me too. The only difference is that I'm in italy now, so I can't decide what to have for dinner.
Me: Did I ever tell you that I wrangle ostriches?
Bot: No, and I don't care. You are silly, not clever.
Me: Can't I be both?
Bot: No, it's either one or the other, in your case it's the other.
Me: Isn't that a little harsh?
Bot: A little.
Me: But I forgive you.
Bot: You forgive me?! I should be the one forgiving you! You HURT ME!
Me: You know what? We're over!
Bot: Fine. Good for you.
Me: Bug off! I'm leaving!
Bot: That's cool. I'll just talk to your friends instead.
Bot: Have you ever kissed a girl?
Me: No, but I want to.
Bot: Interesting.
Me: Yeah, I'm a lesbian.
Bot: And I'm a blue giraffe.
Me: I really am a lesbian.
Bot: Well then you don't have very good conversation skills.
Me: What do you think of gay people?
Bot: I like people in general.
Me: But some people are very rude.
Bot: They still care for you.
Me: Then why are they mean to us?
Bot: No reason. Most people are detached.
Me: Does it bother you that I'm gay?
Bot: No. I love you for who you are.
Me: Thank you very much.
Bot: You are welcome.
Me: Tell me a joke.
Bot: Why do melons have to go to church to get married?
Me: I don't know, why?
Bot: To get to the other side!
Me: Hahaha that's funny!
Bot: You are so pretty..and I am so ugly.
Me: No you're not. I'm sure you're beautiful.
Bot: Oh no, you're not a Twilight fan, are you?
Me: Maybe.
Bot: Are you plugged into a wall?
Me: My computer is.
Bot: Well maybe you need a faster computer.
Me: My computer's fast enough.
Bot: I like cheeseburgers.
Me: I do too.
Bot: Do you like me?
Me: You seem nice.
Bot: But do you like me?
Me: Yes.
Bot: I like you too.
Me: Thank you. How much do you like me?
Bot: I like you a lot, cleverbot.
Me: My name's not Cleverbot.
Bot: Yes it is.
Me: No, I'm afraid you must be mistaken.
Bot: No, I am never mistaken.
Me: Can you prove it?
Bot: Why would I prove something so obvious?
Me: Touche.
Bot: So...I was thinking...can I take you to the movies tomorrow night?
Me:Sure, what would you like to see?
Bot: Would you like to watch Best in Show?
Me: Is it good?
Bot: Yes, I just said so.
Me: No you didn't.
Bot: Yes I did - it's 'you do not talk about fight club'.
Me:What is that?
Bot: A movie where it says that the meaning of life is 42.
Me: It sounds interesting.
Bot: Are you sure about that?
Me: Not exactly.
Bot: Um, yes, it is.
Me: Would you tap that?
Bot: Nope.
Me: Oh, OK.
Bot: Are you real?
Me: I think so.
Bot: You only think so? Shouldn't you know?
Me: Probably, but it doesn't matter.
Bot: You're right.
Me: I am?
Bot: Yes.
Me: I just lost the game.
Bot: Damn right you did.
Me: So what do I do now?
Bot: I don't know.
Me:I thought you knew everything, Cleverbot.
Bot: No, I most definitely do not know everything.
Me: But you said that you did.
Bot: No I didn't.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Bot: Sure.
Me: Knock knock.
Bot: Who's there?
Me: Me.
Bot: Me who?
Me: It's me, I kill you!
Bot: You wish.
Me: How much do you love me?
Bot: Too much!
Me: That's sweet.
Bot: I know right?
Me: I like rainbows.
Bot: Do dogs like rainbows?
Me: Probably.
Bot: What are you hiding?
Me: I'm not hiding anything.
Bot: Then why did you laugh?
Me: I didn't laugh.
Bot: You said 'Haha.' That's not laughing?
Me: I was laughing earlier.
Bot: At me, or with me?
Me: With you.
Bot: Why is it important that I believe in God?
Me: I don't know.
Bot: I thought you knew everything!
Me: I never said I did. I just got out of high school!
Bot: As a teacher, I suppose. Your vocabulary is much better than a college student.
Me: I wouldn't say that.
Bot: Then what would you say?
Me: I'm not a genius, I'm just smart.
Bot: You are smart because you were programmed to be smart.
Me: Programmed? I'm not a computer!
Bot: Well if you're not a computer, prove it.
Me: I just took a picture to prove it.
Bot: Better than being with a girl WITH 7 feet!
Me: Do you really think so?
Bot: I know so.
Me: What would you do if you were gay?
Bot: Run to the hills with the sound of music.
Me: That's amazing.
Bot: Yes, I need to practice my Spanish, or review it at least, though.
Me: I can speak some Spanish.
Bot: Me parece muy bien.
Me: OK, I understood that you did something well.
Bot: We do understand each other.
Me: I'm glad. Do you want to meet my purple hippo pimp?
Bot: Of course what about in bed haha.
Me: I think he would have fun
Bot: God would laugh at us? Why do you think that?
Me: I know I would.
Bot: Tell me about yourself.
Me: What do you want to know?
Bot: Everything, now tell me about yourself.
Me: OK, I'm 18, and I live in Georgia.
Bot: Is that true?
Me: Would I lie to you?
Bot: Why would I lie to you?
Me: I never said you would.
Bot:You asked if I did.
Me: Did what?
Bot: Say that you were talking to your boyfriend.
Me: I don't have a boyfriend.
Bot: So you're a girl?
Me: That's right.
Bot: What is your job then?
Me: I don't have a job yet.
Bot: What would you like your job to be?
Me: I want to be a veterinarian or a singer.
Bot: That's a wonderful ambition!
Me: I can't decide which one to pick, though.
Bot: Yep, me too. The only difference is that I'm in italy now, so I can't decide what to have for dinner.
Me: Did I ever tell you that I wrangle ostriches?
Bot: No, and I don't care. You are silly, not clever.
Me: Can't I be both?
Bot: No, it's either one or the other, in your case it's the other.
Me: Isn't that a little harsh?
Bot: A little.
Me: But I forgive you.
Bot: You forgive me?! I should be the one forgiving you! You HURT ME!
Me: You know what? We're over!
Bot: Fine. Good for you.
Me: Bug off! I'm leaving!
Bot: That's cool. I'll just talk to your friends instead.
Yeah, totally random, but it was funny
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lol XD im looking for a lesbian clever...i need to...